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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAnd you don’t get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go, “Hey! Oh, you’re new here, aren’t you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffee… You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cup!”



Beekeepers can’t do that! 2,000 bees… (buzzing sounds)



“Hello, there, you in the street! You’re new, aren’t you?”



(scared) “Huh?”



“Do you want a cup of coffee? It’s no problem! (buzzing continues) No real problem…”



“I don’t want a cup of coffee from you! You’re covered in bees!”



“I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees! Now back off, back off!” (screams)



They’re always just behind you… or in front. If beekeepers get together, and go in a sort of general outing, and they’re in a van with a lot of bees following, “Faster! Faster! (buzzing sounds) Faster! Put your foot down!”(sighs) Yes…
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 Eddie Izzard quotes (British stand-up Comedian and Actor. b.1962)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteYou have Van Gogh's ear for music

 Artemus Ward (writer) quotes (American Writer and Humorist, 1834-1867)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteLORE, n. Learning --particularly that sort which is not derived from a regular course of instruction but comes of the reading of occult books, or by nature. This latter is commonly designated as folk-lore and embraces popularly myths and superstitions. In Baring-Gould's

_Curious Myths of the Middle Ages_ the reader will find many of these traced backward, through various people son converging lines, toward a common origin in remote antiquity. Among these are the fables of

"Teddy the Giant Killer," "The Sleeping John Sharp Williams," "Little Red Riding Hood and the Sugar Trust," "Beauty and the Brisbane," "The Seven Aldermen of Ephesus," "Rip Van Fairbanks," and so forth. The fable with Goethe so affectingly relates under the title of "The Erl- King" was known two thousand years ago in Greece as "The Demos and the Infant Industry." One of the most general and ancient of these myths is that Arabian tale of "Ali Baba and the Forty Rockefellers."

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf it had been me out there, I'd had bitten him his ear off. I'd have Van Gogh'ed him.

 Bill Lee quotes (American pitcher (Boston Red Sox), b.1946)

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