“Two or three girls go to a club and they've worked out that one player is worth £50,000 ($128,000), another's worth £30,000 ($77,000). That's the reality.”
“With clever PR and marketing it could be worth hundreds of thousands of pounds and potentially a nice film deal. If he gets piano lessons and becomes amazing then it could be millions.”
“Not a magazine, not Hello. She has got to go on live TV and make it clear to the viewers that she is really sorry. She has got to be sincere about it. If she comes across as anything other than really sincere and really sorry, it won't work.”
“All the kiss-and-tell stories I have been involved with - and remember they only account for about 25 per cent of my business - the accent has always been on the ridiculous, also on the complimentary. Always women will say, so-and-so was the most amazing lover, even if the man in question was absolutely hopeless. Even with old David Mellor, the girl said he was very good in bed. No, I don't think I have that cruel streak, John. It's not in my nature.”
“Camilla is a million miles away from achieving the popularity that Diana did. ... They will need all the PR expertise they can muster. Prince Charles and Camilla getting married and living in a house on one of his estates is one thing, her ever becoming queen is totally different.”
