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“Why haven't women got labels on their foreheads saying, "Danger: Government Health Warning: Women can be dangerous to your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades and good standing among your friends”

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“Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly”
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“Men play the game; women know the score”
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“A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses”
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“A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.”
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“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a mans last romance.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.”

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“When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.”

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“Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.”
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“Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?”
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