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“The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.”
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“The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded”
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“A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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“Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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“Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.”
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“I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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“When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”
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“Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.”
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“I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.”
Dolly Parton quotes (Popular American country Singer and Actress, b.1946)
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“"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes”
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