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“The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election”
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“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”
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“The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity”
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“Religion is just mind control”
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“When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands”
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“We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket”
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“A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt”
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“When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?”
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“When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.”
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“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose”
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“Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with”
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