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“The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election”
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“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
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“If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem”
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“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit”
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“Atheism is a non-prophet organization”
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“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.”
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...”
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“Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.”
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“I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.”
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“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth”
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