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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think
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