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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteEach year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIt always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSnowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

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