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“Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.”
Franklin P. Jones quotes (American Businessman, 1887-1929)
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“Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”
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“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson quotes (American TV Host, 1925-2005)
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“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush quotes (American first lady (1989-93), the wife of George Bush, b.1925)
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“Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.”
Charles Kuralt quotes (American radio and television Correspondent and Journalist, 1934-1997)
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“Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it”

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“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.”

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“Experience is that marvellous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”
Franklin P. Jones quotes (American Businessman, 1887-1929)
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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