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“If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.”
Gary Player quotes (South African Golfer. b.1936)
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“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
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“Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five”
Paul Harvey quotes (American popular radio broadcaster from Tulsa, OK)
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“He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie”
Mickey Mantle quotes (American Baseball Player, 1931-1995)
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“If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.”
Lee Trevino quotes (American Golfer, b.1939)
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“Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.”
Gary Player quotes (South African Golfer. b.1936)
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“Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.”
Art Spander quotes (American journalist)
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“When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first sight.”
Thomas Boswell quotes
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“A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.”
Harry Vardon quotes (English Golfer, 1870-1937)
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“Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.”
Jim Murray quotes (American Sports Writer. Winner of a Pulitzer Prize. 1919-1998)
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“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
Tiger Woods quotes (American Golfer, b.1975)
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