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“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)

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“Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot, watch their eyes. I know 'cause I'm like that a lot. You think everything's ok, and it is . . . 'till it's not.”
Ani Difranco quotes (American Singer, Song Writer and Guitarist. b.1970)
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“You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)
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“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
Jeff Foxworthy quotes (American comedian, b.1958)
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“Love is stronger than death even though it can't stop death from happening, but no matter how hard death tries it can't separate people from love. It can't take away our memories either. In the end, life is stronger than death.”

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