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“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)

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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)
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“We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'”
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“My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)
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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner quotes (American Comedian, b.1953)
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“The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)
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“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
derekjw203 Dr. Seuss quotes (American Writer and Cartoonist best known for his collection of children's books. 1904-1991)
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“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
Blueeyes502 Maya Angelou quotes (American Poet, b.1928)
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“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows.”
Pope Paul VI quotes (Italian Pope. 1897-1978)
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“Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?”
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