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“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
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“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
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“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.”
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“The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.”
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“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
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“I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.”
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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
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“I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry”
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“Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”
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“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.”
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“Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur."”
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