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“I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.”
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“My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions”
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“There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's”

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“When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.”
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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
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“The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.”
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