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“Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”
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“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”
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“Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.”
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“A lawyer's primer: If you don't have the law, you argue the facts; if you don't have the facts, you argue the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, then you argue the Constitution”

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“Law school taught me one thing: how to take two situations that are exactly the same and show how they are different”
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“A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.”
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“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”
Voltaire quotes (French Philosopher and Writer. One of the greatest of all French authors, 1694-1778)
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“He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client”
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“The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer”
Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)
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“A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.”
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“Love, friendship and respect do not unite people as much as a common hatred for something.”
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