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George Carlin quotes

American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937

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“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did”
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“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth”
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“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
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“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor”
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“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?”
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“When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?”
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“Atheism is a non-prophet organization”
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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
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“Always do whatever's next”
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