“Haven't laughed this hard in a long time, I better stop now before I start crying. Go off to sleep in the sunshine, I don't want to see the day when it's dying.”
“Items like televisions and computers are considered hazardous waste. If we have to dispose of an item like that now, it isn't just a matter of putting it in the trash. It requires special handling.”
“I'm comfortable apart, It's all written on my chart That I take what's given to me Most cooperatively. I do what people say And lie in bed all day Absolutely horrified, I hope you're satisfied.”